It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
should my penis look like a turkey
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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