I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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