I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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