Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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