now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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