How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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