Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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