when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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