Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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