Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
My cat gives me a boner
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Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Is it because I queefed?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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