im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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