escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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