i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You've changed since you got that strap on
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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