mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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