my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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