We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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