the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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