This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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