Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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