Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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