we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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