Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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