Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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