There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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