There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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