Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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