you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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