he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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