benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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