he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I love you.
Bad choice
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