Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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