And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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