I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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