Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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