Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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