alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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