Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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