I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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