Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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