so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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