its not stalking. its research.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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