The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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