is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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