If that was your dad, he is hot
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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