and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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