i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
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Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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