Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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