As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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