just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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