he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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